20 Extremely Funny Motivational Quotes to make you ROFL

I realize that normally when anyone is made to hear or bear a motivational speaker- it can run the risk of becoming too much of an unwanted ‘Gyaan’. The reason why I promise my people ‘No Gyaan, Zero Yawn ! Events’. Self- Help that actually works. Not just the ‘WHAT TO’ Dos of life. But the ‘HOW TOs’ as well.

Just a few years into my work as a Motivational Speaker; I clearly realized that ‘Being funny is a serious Business’. In the last 18 yrs- humor, sarcasm & story telling have helped me help my audience in more incisive ways than I had initially imagined. But it is much more than cracking stupid, cliched jokes. It requires fearlessness, spontaneity, crystal understanding of audience’s emotional competencies and much more. I am 18+ now in my work. So, censor issues (which I had initially) too have been taken care of 🙂

Here are 20 extremely funny motivational quotes that are sure to make you go ROFL and maybe inspire you at the same time.

                                Being funny is a damn Serious Business 🙂

“Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
– Unknown

“Motivational Speakers & Motivational Books are like Viagra. The effect doesn’t last long. People do not do what they know. They do what their momentum (deep ingrained habits) make them do.”
– Akash Gautam

“Monday definitely is a Man. It comes too quickly.”
– Some Unknown Woman

“Sunny Leonne’s fans and believers are a 100+ times more in number than mine. This clearly proves that the market for perspiration is at least 100 times more than the market for Inspiration.”
– Akash Gautam

“I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.”
– Groucho Marx

“Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there.”
– Josh Billings

“Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.“
– Pablo Picasso

“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead”
– Bill McGlashan

“Life is like a taxi, the meter just keeps ticking whether you are getting somewhere or standing still. So, move your ass & do something big; lest life treats you like an ass.”
– Unknown

“There are three kinds of people in the world. People who make things happen. People who watch things happen and people who say “What happened?”
– Unknown

“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.”
– Dennis Wholey

“When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package.”
– John Ruskin

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
–Will Rogers

“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”
–Unknown

“Smokers: Young enough to think they can. Old enough to think they shouldn’t. Stupid enough to do it anyway.”
– Unknown

“When you eat less, you look good in clothes. When you exercise, you look good without them.”
– Unknown

“Don’t accumulate fat and karma. Both are difficult to burn!”
– Anonymous 

“If we were to divert even 50% of our Social Media time to Bhagwaan Krishna; he will personally come and send us a friend request.”
– Akash Gautam

“Going to temple/church/mosque doesn’t make you a human, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.”
– Unknown

“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by a**holes.”
–William Gibson

Hope some of this collection of extremely funny motivational quotes not only made you think but also put a small smile on your face. Job Done!

I believe God is a comedian, laughing at the seriousness of human race all the time 🙂 … Laugh a little more, mostly on yourself so that no one takes offence. And do spread more smiles along the way while you can!

Some of my friends think that I am a small comedian. These kids agree 🙂

If you have a favorite quote that always makes you go ROFL, please share in comments below.

Love,

Akash Gautam

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World’s Top Corporate Organizations including 30+ of the NIFTY-50 companies in India trust Akash as their Keynote Motivational Speaker. India’s premier colleges like IIMs, IITs, SRCC too go to him whenever they need a refreshing, big bang impact. Write to us to know how he can transform your Team.