There is no dearth of funny matrimonial ads in India. Any parent / eligible bachelor / spinster who has been wracking their brains looking for suitable ‘rishtas’ know that some people are just ‘too much’!Β While travelling to Mumbai for an event in 2003 as a Motivational Speaker; I found this fun article on a piece of newspaper- which was placed below my Vada-Paav. I am happy I could save the paper and share the ad with you! This matrimonial ad is surely going to tickle your funny bone. Read to get married to His Highness? πŸ™‚

HOW WOULD A MUMBAI TAPORI GIVE AN ADVERTISEMENT IN A MATRIMONIAL COLUMN FOR A SUITABLE GIRL.

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal,

Wajan 80 killo aur

5 1/ 2 phoot height kya

poora kasrat body !!!

……abhi wo bole to,

kya hai na apun ko bhi life me

settle hone ka maangta,

isiliye yeah adverteezment apun

paper me chaap riye la hai…

Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai,

bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar

kya hai naa baap

apun ka bhi izzat hai markit me!!!

Apun ko bhi public shaadi-bia me bolati hai woh bhi

izzat se!

Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai…

buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, abhi daaru kon

nahi pita – yaar. Akkha bada bada log apun log se

jaasti chada leta hai…

Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta hai..

Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha, aik dam

patakha…

thoda padi likhi hongi to chalenga

kion ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye

saala apun ko 25 log ka hath pair jodna padta hai..

Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik

dam sudhar jaayinga iman se…

apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori banayinga…

bole to Tapori Doctor,Tapori computer waala aur bhi

bohat kuch…

Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun kisi bhi chikni ko line

nahi denga…

Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me

koi chokri ki phamily ka lafda nahi maangta hai..

han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya!

Koi saala beech mein aayenga to uska game baja

dalenga.

Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka

kya!

Munna Mobile ke pichchoo,

Pappu Pager ka Right Hand,

ShanPatti Nagar,

Hairan Gali No. 420,

Pareshan Road, Bhai Ka Area.

I just wish they had a picture too! πŸ˜€

Here’s a list of some super funny matrimonial ads in India.

On a serious note, if it’s marriage counsel you seek, this might be a good blog post to start: Why Marriages are Falling and How you could get Lucky in Yours. I have really enjoyed myself while writing about relationships, the one major screensaver of the youth in India.

These relationships are all, a part of life. Not the heart of it. Treat it that way πŸ™‚ … All the best for your holy matrimony!

Akash Gautam

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Akash Gautam is a Motivational Speaker & Corporate Trainer in India. Hundreds of Top Corporates like Google, CIPLA, Vodafone, McKinsey & Co., Maruti, HDFC, RIL, M&M & premier colleges like IIMs, IITs, SRCC etc go to him whenever they need a refreshing, big bang impact. Write to usWrite to us to know how he can transform your Team.

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  • Bindiya009

    its awesome..!!!! AG… would surely lyk to marry such a cute tapori

    • Anonymous

      πŸ™‚

  • Preeti

    Sir,

    How do you get too write all dis.It was so funny and good to read as always

    • Preeti

      and ofcourse..AKHA MAST ..BOLE TOH RAPCHIK THA RE BAAP…

  • Budhaditya

    Bole to hila dala…simply JHAKAS

  • Khushi

    Just came accreoss yor site 2day… Awsum!! U give GYAN in a no-boaring way πŸ˜› ……. Jab we internet and Love ka antnama was amazing…. Read 4 blogs in a go……. So now yor blogs wud be my KIT-KAT break in office πŸ˜‰

  • mayank kumar

    really very very funny…..!!!

  • Rajat Agarwal

    its so awwsome akash sir……. fantastic….. i can surely say it to b Brohaha… one of the best wrd learnt from you in CCS univ. meerut.. πŸ™‚

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